谜语笑话句子温柔短句英语

各位老铁们，大家好，今天由我来为大家分享谜语笑话句子温柔短句英语，以及求英语小笑话和谜语的相关问题知识，希望对大家有所帮助。如果可以帮助到大家，还望关注收藏下本站，您的支持是我们最大的动力，谢谢大家了哈，下面我们开始吧！

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1. 求英语小笑话和谜语
2. 要小学四年级的英语小笑话和谜语(要有中文和谜底)
3. 求英语小笑话5篇,和英语谜语3篇

[One]、求英语小笑话和谜语

away？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？

evening？什么走路开始用四条腿，后来用两条腿，最后用三条腿？

pigeon？把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？

world？世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到？

century？你能告诉我一些18世纪伟大科学家的事吗？

是人，他们刚生下来的时候用四肢爬行，后来用双腿走路，老年时又不得不依靠拐杖走。

messages.将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟。

[Two]、要小学四年级的英语小笑话和谜语(要有中文和谜底)

〖One〗、某日刘洪涛在三里屯遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾用地道的北京话曰：我他妈还是方片七呢！

〖Two〗、·我老婆家是内蒙古农村的，有一对外国老夫妇到这里住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。

〖Three〗、一天早上，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁边过来，冲着俩人说“鼓捣猫呢”。夫妇俩随即冲着来人说：“Good morning.”

〖Four〗、傍晚时分，二人正在把晾在外边的衣服收起来，路过的一个村民冲着他们说：“鼓捣衣服呢！”二人这回反应很快说：“Good evening.”

〖Five〗、私下里老夫妇俩感叹，合着他们这里的人都会说英语呀!

〖Six〗、1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。

〖Seven〗、2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。

〖Eight〗、1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.

〖Nine〗、2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.

〖Ten〗、·老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”

1〖One〗、·小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

1〖Two〗、小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

1〖Three〗、小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？

1〖Four〗、小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！

1〖Five〗、点了楼上的网址看到了好玩的东西哈哈

[Three]、求英语小笑话5篇,和英语谜语3篇

1.What animal wears big black glasses on its face?

什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？（Panda熊猫）

2.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I?

我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？（Panda熊猫）

3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat,but isn't a cat?

4：What letter is a body of water?

即字母C,谐音就是“sea”大海，有很多水.

〖Five〗、It is black,but you say it is clean.

It is white,but you say it is dirty.

他是黑的，但是你说它干净。他是白的，你说它脏。这是什么

〖Six〗、You go to the park,and people ask you to show me to them.

你去公园的时候，被人会让你出示我给他们看。我是什么

7.You can't see me.I can't see you.

你看不见我，我看不见你。当你来电，我回答，当你说话，我听。这是什么

〖Eight〗、Maybe it's in the tree;Maybe it's on the ground.

也许他在树里，也许在地上。它会飞，也会唱。他是什么

〖Nine〗、I have forest but no treees;moutains;no rocks;cities without houses;rivers without water.

我有森林，但是没有树木。有高山，但是没有岩石。有城市，没有房屋，有河流但是没有谁。我是什么

A man called a lawyer and asked,“How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said,“$400 dollars!”

And the man said,“That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”

The lawyer said,“I guess so. What’s your third question?”

有个人打电话给律师，问道：「你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱？」律师回答说：「四百美元。」

这个人说：「这要不少钱，不是吗？」

律师回答说：「我想是吧！你的第三个问题是什么？」

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him-- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.

One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, Someone just picked my pocket!

Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, How could anyone stoop so low?

我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提－－他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮！

一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包！”

我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.

"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he's dead."

Mary replied,"He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."

Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天，他们沿着医院的游泳池散步，Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区，他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他，她潜到水底，把Jim拉了上来。

当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后，他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室.

“Mary，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人，这说明你的意识已经恢复了，你可以出院了。坏消息就是，Jim，你救的那个病人，他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”

Mary说：“他没有自杀，是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。

病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying,"Okay, here, here is good."

Then she asked the driver,"How much is it?" And the driver replied,"Ten dollars."

Then, after searching in her purse for a while, she said,"Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!"

有一位女士搭计程车回家，当抵达家门口时，她告诉司机：「好，就停在这里。」然后她问：「多少钱？」司机回答：「十块钱。」她翻了翻皮包之后说：「可不可以请你把车子再倒回去五百公尺，因为我只有七块钱！」

Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!

"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

我那个十岁的小孩刚刚吞下去一支笔！”

“喔！我马上过去，大概十分钟或二十分钟就会到了！”

“是，不过在.....在这个中间我该怎么办呢？”

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